The Hipster Project

loungezombie:

gatiss:

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

In primary school when crikey mate barbecue hugh jackman schooner arvo creek billabong kangaroo drop bear bin 

(Source: slurmmckenzie)

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight